onetrickpony




I'm doing 13 things
 
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pass my a levels (read all 3 entries…)
Oh, dude 3 years ago

I have no idea how that happened but I got two A’s and two B’s. Obviously I am awesome.


try some of that 'sex' I've heard so much about (read all 2 entries…)
three weeks later and I still haven't gotten laid 3 years ago

Must try harder. Also, be less physically repulsive. That might help.


Learn to apply makeup
I often worry that I'm not a proper girl 3 years ago

All my friends seem to have snuck off to a secret conference five years ago when they all found out how foundation actually works. I must have been off sick at the time since I’m apparently the only person I know who still hasn’t figured it out.

I don’t usually feel the need to wear makeup, but it’d be nice to know how to if I ever felt the need.


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