Oh, dude
3 years ago
I have no idea how that happened but I got two A’s and two B’s. Obviously I am awesome.
| 1. |
be less negative
1 entry . 5 cheers |
132 people |
| 2. |
have a career
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106 people |
| 3. |
try some of that 'sex' I've heard so much about
2 entries . 1 cheer |
1 person |
| 4. |
finish one of my dozens of barely-started novels
1 entry . 3 cheers |
1 person |
| 5. |
Get up when my alarm goes off
2 cheers |
383 people |
| 6. |
upload a better photo
2 entries |
1 person |
| 7. |
publish something in a respectable journal, magazine, or edited website
1 cheer |
415 people |
| 8. |
Spend less time fooling around on the net and more time actually working
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5,132 people |
| 9. |
tell people what I really think of them
1 cheer |
17 people |
| 10. |
Fall in requited love
1 entry . 1 cheer |
23 people |
| 11. |
find a part time job
1 cheer |
55 people |
| 12. |
write something every day
1 entry . 1 cheer |
198 people |
| 13. |
Learn to apply makeup
1 entry |
325 people |
I have no idea how that happened but I got two A’s and two B’s. Obviously I am awesome.
Must try harder. Also, be less physically repulsive. That might help.
All my friends seem to have snuck off to a secret conference five years ago when they all found out how foundation actually works. I must have been off sick at the time since I’m apparently the only person I know who still hasn’t figured it out.
I don’t usually feel the need to wear makeup, but it’d be nice to know how to if I ever felt the need.