Make my student loans disappear

Oh, they’ve been after me alright. I’m pretty far behind on my payments. Luckily one can put them off starting on whichever date… as in, effective back when they first became delinquent. Hm not sure how I can word that better, but oh well. The point is, I’m out of trouble. Both loans put off officially until next year.

I’ll never pay them off… but at least all the payments I make are tax deductible since it’s all freakin interest. sigh.

So maybe I should look up some sort of magical spell in my Path to Power book. Um what color candle makes lenders lose your paperwork?